he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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