Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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