At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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