Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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