Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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