I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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