Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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