I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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