I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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