i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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