Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Did I show you my penis last night?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
try to milk me bitch
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