The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im drinking this country out of the recession.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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