the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
