Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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