The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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