Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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