Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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