The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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