Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
