let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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