bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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