I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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