no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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