it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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