id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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