who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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