you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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