I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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