I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
