the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
