seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She needs sedatives and a leash
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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