am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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