Heybabeimwearingurpanties
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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