Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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