he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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