people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
