He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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