Barsexuality is the new black.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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