So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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