yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My pussy is not your playground.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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