Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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