If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We need to get me chipped asap
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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