Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She even gives head with a lisp.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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