Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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