And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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