Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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