I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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