my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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