More tranny stories later!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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