Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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